Clarisse

earhartsease:

double-barrelled-oblivion:

whetstonefires:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

zforzelma:

kvothes:

the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC …….

kentucky fried christ

jesus fucking kennedy

john f. chicken

The Son, The President, and the Deep Fried Spirit.

(via strawbnie)

carygrantsbeard:

thebearseasontwo:

okay…

(via unattainablesongs)

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

saint-batrick:

dee-the-red-witch:

gothiccharmschool:

plateauofmemories:

autumngracy:

quasi-normalcy:

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

• A Vampire’s fangs are also it’s reproductive organs

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, “the penetration of the vampire’s bite as metaphor for sexual penetration” is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of “vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration” is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

SIR.

(via strawbnie)

gunsandfireandshit:

facelessoldgargoyle:

wizardpostsdotorg:

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

and big naturals

(via strawbnie)

kleefkruid:

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the ‘movie accent’ I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought “Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again” and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I’m glad they let you out of the phone

transboysgetknives:

transboysgetknives:

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

no, no, i have faith in the hellsite. this will reach its targeted audience when it’s ready

thegoatsongs:

mina murray about dracula according to adaptations: “oh dracula is so… sexy… and i’m so very tempted by his allure… the thread of fate has us bound together throughout lifetimes…”

mina about dracula in the actual book:

aucoba:

Me hoping I’ll get some great horrific adaptations of Dracula in movies only for the horror to be the misogyny of the directors

kazisonline:

That’s my take on them

seasononedean:

ALT

my dad sent me this tweet with zero likes or retweets so i can’t rt it without feeling weird but i sure can post it on my tumblr

what-even-is-thiss:

sexygrammaticalerrors:

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

(via back-on-my-nerd-shit)